The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
[ ★ ] Clock Town
Meet “Princess Monster Wife” Monday Night
It’s a new episode Monday on Cartoon Network. Here’s the title card, designed by Michelle Xin and painted by Martin Ansolabehere.
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
A little ten-year-old bastard goes around enslaving animals and participating in glorified cockfights
All the ones I would have done were done so…
Some nerdy ass scientist has to try and stop aliens with a shitty ass little piece of metal, he never makes it to the third episode, what a loser.
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